The efforts of aggressive military recruiters are also aided by a number of popular videogames. One of them, “American’s Army,” was created by the Pentagon itself and is available to play free online. According to Goodman, “one in four males between the age of thirteen and twenty-four have played this game” and the users who play it are, according to the Army, “29% more likely to be interested in serving in the military.” The other is the insanely popular Xbox game “Halo 3,” which has sold more copies than the entire Harry Potter series. The Army spent over a million dollars to sponsor the game and, in turn, players can link automatically from the game to the GoArmy.com recruiting website.

There have been endless stories about recruiting misconduct and lies military recruiters tell our nation’s vulnerable youth, once the recruiting process begins in earnest. Recruiters lie about non-binding contracts, “no combat” clauses in contracts, and threaten young recruits who change their minds about joining the military after signing up for the Delayed Enlistment Program.

But, it seems, that this stuff doesn’t bother conservative commentators or lawmakers, few of whom have actually served in the military themselves. The inconsistency of right-wing attacks never ceases to boggle the mind. They fear big government infiltration of public schools and yet support the most appalling example of big government: endless war and aggressive imperialism. In order to stay at war and maintain the Empire, the United States needs soldiers, by any means necessary. It doesn’t seem to matter that while some schools don’t have adequate or appropriate learning materials or resources for their students and faculties and that vital programs like “music” are being cut from budgets due to lack of funding, the US government, under President Barack Obama, has a yearly defense budget of over $700 billion (which doesn’t include the $100 billion per year that Iraq and Afghanistan cost). In fact, as Goodman tells us, “for every new GI it signed up last year, the Army spent $24,500 on recruitment. (In contrast, four-year colleges spend an average of $2,000 per incoming student.)”

On second thought, maybe Obama just wants our nation’s children to stay in school so that military recruiters know right where to find them. Hey, Fischer, what’s that cherry-tree story again?