Fear grips the country from coast to coast.

Politicos, anchors and talk-show hosts


chatter all day, The Mozlems are coming;

they’ve dropped their drivel about fighting


them there. While our troops fought in Iraq

holding the ‘terrorists’ at the gates, back


home, greater troubles were brewing.

Radical Mozlems were actively scheming


to impose an Islamo-fascist theocracy

on the United States. Our great democracy


confronts an existential threat from within.

Let us act fast – good Republicans raise a din –


Moslems inside the US are working openly

to force sharia-law upon us. Act quickly,


harangue the pundits – or lose this great country

to heathens. Now’s not the time for an energy


plan, overhaul Medicare, fix the infrastructure,

or trim the deficit. We face greater dangers


from the enemy within: The Mozlems are coming.

It’s women in burqa, no gambling, no drinking,


nor driving for women. Americans get cracking

‘cause your country is calling. The Mozlems are coming.