Fear grips the country from coast to coast.

Politicos, anchors and talk-show hosts

 

chatter all day, The Mozlems are coming;

they’ve dropped their drivel about fighting

 

them there. While our troops fought in Iraq

holding the ‘terrorists’ at the gates, back

 

home, greater troubles were brewing.

Radical Mozlems were actively scheming

 

to impose an Islamo-fascist theocracy

on the United States. Our great democracy

 

confronts an existential threat from within.

Let us act fast – good Republicans raise a din –

 

Moslems inside the US are working openly

to force sharia-law upon us. Act quickly,

 

harangue the pundits – or lose this great country

to heathens. Now’s not the time for an energy

 

plan, overhaul Medicare, fix the infrastructure,

or trim the deficit. We face greater dangers

 

from the enemy within: The Mozlems are coming.

It’s women in burqa, no gambling, no drinking,

 

nor driving for women. Americans get cracking

‘cause your country is calling. The Mozlems are coming.